Shh! Yes! See, now, Frank, that is why you are on the extraction team.įrank's got the attitude, Dennis has the grace Dee nosed in.Įxtraction team, there is an SUV pulling up in front of the house. Well, escalate your way back in, for all I give a shit. We could have gotten in and out of there. Well, you were the ones who escalated us off of being the extraction team. Yeah, as a matter of fact, only if we follow through with this plan will the vase be stolen. That article was about how the museum is holding an auction to raise money, okay? Nothing was stolen. Well, then don't read us newspaper articles about stolen artifacts that outrage us. Yeah, what's that have to do with anything? Well, we should not be committing crimes based on beliefs that are two hours old. What? You didn't give a shit about artifacts two hours ago. Yes, we are men of honor who protect artifacts from those who steal them. We got to think about what's best for the vase. We're bailing on the vase, okay? Frank's right actually, okay? We got to thing about the vase. I ain't going nowhere until I get that vase. Uh Um, guys, can we talk about this later? Frank, let's go. I'm gonna say Temple of Doom's out for me, as well. Well, what Indiana Jones: Part 4 was dumb.

What about your whole speech about 'I have the grace of a falcon, and I'll be in and out like a demon's whisper'? Dude, you stood up on your chair in that burger restaurant and said that speech for everybody! It was a damn good speech.ĭee, Dee, what-what are you doing? She could come back in here at any moment. I'm just saying that the plan was genuinely dumb, as many of our plans are, I now realize. It is an awesome plan, okay? This family should not have the artifact.Īdults should not be making plans that are based on dumb movies! Excuse me? Indiana Jones is a dumb movie? I-I like the first one.īut some of the mov- Okay, listen It's not about that. We are not doing the artifact plan anymore. What is your status? Have you recovered the artifact yet? No. I definitely regret being dragged along into this whole thing.įor what purpose would you have been dragged? You nosed your way into this like you do everything. I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was going to be trapped in a closet with you for the afternoon. I definitely regret you getting quadruple onions on your burger. I know I'm not innocent in all this, okay? I know I shouldn't have stood on that table and given that awesome speech about how I was the perfect one to lead us into the house because of my wonderful grace. I'm saying, this was a totally avoidable situation. We are really in over our heads this time. So if you don't want to choke her out, we wot choke her out.īut you need to help me come up with a plan, p okay? Because this is breaking and entering. I'm on board with that, okay? But right now I'm trying to come up with solutions. Until, finally, we find ourselves in a situation where we've broken into somebody's house. I mean, somebody comes in with some preposterous plan or idea.Īnd then all of a sudden, everybody's on the gas.Įverybody's just talking over each other with one idiotic idea after another. We immediately escalate everything to a ten. This is as low as I go, okay? I say we bum-rush her and choke her out with her own belt. Okay, well, plan one is for you to lower your goddamn voice. Damn it, damn it, damn it! This is such a stupid goddamn situation.

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